How could it have backfired?
Previously on Awkward Turtle World: Part 1
Welcome to Hammerspace.
(It’s a real thing, I promise. It’s got its own Wikipedia page and everything: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerspace)
Does no one look where they’re going?
This scientist is “mad,” not “mean”;
He’ll let you use his time machine!
Studies have shown that reading may actually be helpful in some situations. How perplexing.
Common sense might be helpful as well.