Even though there’s only a 1/365th chance that yours is today, let me be the first to warmly wish you a happy birthday!
Awkward Turtle World
Comics written by and for the awkward
Even though there’s only a 1/365th chance that yours is today, let me be the first to warmly wish you a happy birthday!
Awkward Turtle World 
Cool! It’s my birthday today! Thanks ATW!
Really? That’s weird.
I kinda like the sound of “ATW.” Maybe it’ll stick.
Happy Birthday!